Post by Tanya Sokolova on Jul 6, 2009 20:37:10 GMT -5
Name: Kim
Birthday: Dec. 11, 1990
Birthplace: A cardboard box in the middle of the freeway
Current Location: At home, in another cardboard box that's in the middle of the freeway.
Eye Color: brown… from what I can tell from my reflection in the puddled water.
Hair Color: black…or brown.. or both.. hard to tell by the mud…
Height: 5' 2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Vietnamese
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoe boxes
Your Weakness: Kryptonite (Superman allusion)
Your Fears: Dementors (Harry Potter allusion)
Your Perfect Pizza: Umm... That one kind with the mozzarella on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To not get run over by a car on the freeway.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dude, where's my effing box? I parked it right here... *looks around and sees it flat on the road several yards away*
Thoughts First Waking Up: God damn that fucking bus! Now I need a new box!
Your Bedtime: I'll tell you when I get a bed and a clock.
Your Most Missed Memory: Dunno. I'm still recovering from that last run over.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. I prefer puddled water.
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither. They keep kicking me out.
Single or Group Dates: Group... as long as I ain't payin'. Although, if I had to pay… *pickpockets a person walking by* or *dine-and-dash*
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea leaves in puddled water.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, cuz it looks like puddled water.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both, cuz they both look like puddled water.
Do you Smoke: Yes, I smoke the flat cigarette butts left on the road.
Do you Swear: F*ck, yeah! I cuss both in Vietnamese and English!
Do you Sing: *sings off pitch* MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!
Do you Shower Daily: *sniff armpits and cringes*
Do you want to go to College: Pfft.. who doesn't… the real question is.. who's gonna pay for it and how.
Do you want to get Married: Dunno... Are you gonna pay for everything?
Do you believe in yourself: *sings off pitch* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY! *jumps off a bridge and crashes down*
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get car sick after being run over.
Do you think you are Attractive: About as attractive as Michael Jackson (May he R.I.P.) or that one scary chick from the Grudge.. she was pretty shhexy if you overlook her speech impediment of just groaning...
Are you a Health Freak: If I was do you think I'd be living in an unhealthy environment like the freeway? I think not!
Do you get along with your Parents: They kicked me out..
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck no! Do you know how many times I had to get a new box cuz of the rain?!
In the past month have you Smoked: I swear, it's raining cigarette butts everywhere on the freeway!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, on cigarette butts.
In the past month have you been on a date: Oh yeah, everyday the date changes. Like today is July 4, 2009 and tomorrow will be July 5, 2009. What kind of stupid question is that?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I have been desperate enough to eat my cardboard box… Very papery flavoured..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but if someone throw sushi out their car window, I'll gladly eat it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: There are restraining orders there too.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Can't, there are restraining orders against me from all the nearby stores.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, I've drunk puddled water. Why? Is that a crime?
Ever been a Tease: Nope, I've never stripped teased before, but I'll certainly consider it now… I do charge a hefty fee of course…
Ever been Beaten up: Cars BEAT ME DOWN on the road, NOT UP.
How do you want to Die: At this rate, I'll most likely die from getting run over by a huge vehicle (ie lorry) and that's fine with me. You have not really lived without experiencing near-death experiences in your life.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll tell you when I stop growing.
What country would you most like to Visit: Never Never Land (Peter Pan allusion)
Number of Piercings: *scoffs* Like I remember how many people give me piercing stares!
Number of Tattoos: Well, I have a lot tire tracks on my body. Do those count?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dude, I live in a cardboard box in the middle of the fucking freeway, what do you think?!
Birthday: Dec. 11, 1990
Birthplace: A cardboard box in the middle of the freeway
Current Location: At home, in another cardboard box that's in the middle of the freeway.
Eye Color: brown… from what I can tell from my reflection in the puddled water.
Hair Color: black…or brown.. or both.. hard to tell by the mud…
Height: 5' 2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Vietnamese
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoe boxes
Your Weakness: Kryptonite (Superman allusion)
Your Fears: Dementors (Harry Potter allusion)
Your Perfect Pizza: Umm... That one kind with the mozzarella on it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To not get run over by a car on the freeway.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Dude, where's my effing box? I parked it right here... *looks around and sees it flat on the road several yards away*
Thoughts First Waking Up: God damn that fucking bus! Now I need a new box!
Your Bedtime: I'll tell you when I get a bed and a clock.
Your Most Missed Memory: Dunno. I'm still recovering from that last run over.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. I prefer puddled water.
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither. They keep kicking me out.
Single or Group Dates: Group... as long as I ain't payin'. Although, if I had to pay… *pickpockets a person walking by* or *dine-and-dash*
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea leaves in puddled water.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, cuz it looks like puddled water.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both, cuz they both look like puddled water.
Do you Smoke: Yes, I smoke the flat cigarette butts left on the road.
Do you Swear: F*ck, yeah! I cuss both in Vietnamese and English!
Do you Sing: *sings off pitch* MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!
Do you Shower Daily: *sniff armpits and cringes*
Do you want to go to College: Pfft.. who doesn't… the real question is.. who's gonna pay for it and how.
Do you want to get Married: Dunno... Are you gonna pay for everything?
Do you believe in yourself: *sings off pitch* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY! *jumps off a bridge and crashes down*
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get car sick after being run over.
Do you think you are Attractive: About as attractive as Michael Jackson (May he R.I.P.) or that one scary chick from the Grudge.. she was pretty shhexy if you overlook her speech impediment of just groaning...
Are you a Health Freak: If I was do you think I'd be living in an unhealthy environment like the freeway? I think not!
Do you get along with your Parents: They kicked me out..
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck no! Do you know how many times I had to get a new box cuz of the rain?!
In the past month have you Smoked: I swear, it's raining cigarette butts everywhere on the freeway!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, on cigarette butts.
In the past month have you been on a date: Oh yeah, everyday the date changes. Like today is July 4, 2009 and tomorrow will be July 5, 2009. What kind of stupid question is that?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I have been desperate enough to eat my cardboard box… Very papery flavoured..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but if someone throw sushi out their car window, I'll gladly eat it.
In the past month have you been on Stage: There are restraining orders there too.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Can't, there are restraining orders against me from all the nearby stores.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, I've drunk puddled water. Why? Is that a crime?
Ever been a Tease: Nope, I've never stripped teased before, but I'll certainly consider it now… I do charge a hefty fee of course…
Ever been Beaten up: Cars BEAT ME DOWN on the road, NOT UP.
How do you want to Die: At this rate, I'll most likely die from getting run over by a huge vehicle (ie lorry) and that's fine with me. You have not really lived without experiencing near-death experiences in your life.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll tell you when I stop growing.
What country would you most like to Visit: Never Never Land (Peter Pan allusion)
Number of Piercings: *scoffs* Like I remember how many people give me piercing stares!
Number of Tattoos: Well, I have a lot tire tracks on my body. Do those count?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dude, I live in a cardboard box in the middle of the fucking freeway, what do you think?!
